I was going to tell you that I'm a fun guy who likes to do fun things with fun people, but I'm guessing you read that one a few million times. However, I have corroborating witnesses; my shelter dogs who think I'm god. I also have two cats who think they’re god. So between the two factions, they keep me grounded in reality.

When I'm not donning a spider suit and fighting crime, I work as a sales and service manager . I'm also involved in training our employees, which I find very rewarding. As a former teacher, I enjoy guiding others to success. Although I'm short, I'm not small ;) I'm also very competitive; even though I like sitting on the couch and watching sports, I'm quite adept at getting off it. I'm an avid runner and have even won a few races in my age group. I walk and run frequently with my dogs on the beach; they like giving me the exercise. The small dogs also join me on some of my runs in their dog stroller. I volunteer at a local animal refuge running and walking the dogs. I enjoy reading spy thrillers and mysteries; Dean Koontz and Vince Flynn are some of my favorites. I delight in pampering the women in my life with my cooking. I'm told I'm pretty good and haven't poisoned anyone yet.

At this point you're probably wondering how this double dose of awesomeness can be yours. If you are covered in tattoos, you're time will be better served elsewhere. One or two are alright, but if your body art resembles a New York City subway car, our tastes in art will not be compatible. Also If you own a leash and a collar but not a dog, I'm a little too vanilla for you. That's a story for another day, let’s just say you meet some interesting people online.

If you're intrigued, mildly amused and think you can put up with me, I look forward to hearing from you.