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Dog Loving Part Time Parrot IQ Test Administrator Seeks Sexy, Nurturing, but Masculine Assistant for OTJ Ministrations...

Obviously a dog lover...have a little pomeranian female 8+ years old. Used to breed and trzin small and medium parrots...
Basically cheerful and easy going...but doesn't evryone say that? Some feedback I've gotten over the years from male friends, coworkers, etc: I am...
"Not Psycho"...I just love this tender compliment! Aww, thanks.
"Pretty Smart" or "Not Stupid"...at least smarter than the dog.
"Warm", "Sympathetic", "Nice"...then, conflictingly, "A Little Reserved".
"Practical" or "Sensible"...this is either a compliment or a suggestion that I buy some nicer shoes.
"Occaisionally Stuborn"...I KEEP telling them I am Not...
"Has Strong Opinions"...I disagree with that. Strongly.
My sense of humour seems to be either "corny" or "witty", sometimes "teasing", once in awhile "confusing". Go figure...
Being basically retired I believe in lots of relaxation and recreation. I'm more of a homebody type than an adventurer or social butterfly. Sometimes I'm a bit of a loner but I do have periods when I'm very gregarious.
I am an Anglophile and love most things British. I spend a lot of time listening to music and my tastes are very eclectic. I like the outdoors but I'm not into strenuous activities like hiking, biking or rock climbing. Just like to kick back and enjoy nature.
I was in and out of college for quite a few years and tried on more than a few majors. Finally landed on Sociology with some Psychology on the side.

I am what you'd consider the BBW type physically (will add some photos). I am a smoker as well. Also I'm not wealthy and not worried about it much.

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Dog(s)

Dog breedPomeranian

Gaming Preferences

GenresFirst Person Shooter, Simulation, Strategy (ex: Tower Defense), Role Playing
Gaming systemsMobile
Top 3 favorite gamesTOMB RAIDER!!!
All kinds of SIMS games
Townsmen or Another Case Solved

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
BuildBBW/BHM
Height173 cm
Eye ColorGreen
Hair ColorBlonde
Hair LengthShoulder length
Best featureEyes
Body ArtNone
My AttractivenessAttractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationFriends come over occasionally
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
Have PetsDog
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationCollege Associates
SpecialtyOther
Employment StatusRetired
Annual incomeup to $25,000
Job TitleN/A

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, Situation comedies, Movies
Favorite TV showsLove British television. Mostly comedy but a bit of everything.
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller
Favorite moviesOriginal "Bedazzled", original "Star Trek", Black Adder, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Harry Potter, Fight Club, Tomb Raider
Music typesCountry, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Dance, Soul
Favorite artistsToo many from too many eras...
Reading selectionAncient, Classic, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Satire
Favorite booksI tend to read a lot of articles online. Was studying social science in college...like to keep casual eye on that. Used to like Crichton, King, Koontz. Some of the classics. Dave Barry.
Idea of funSpending alone time with someone special doing whatever our hearts desire.
HobbiesReading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Theater, Cooking, Fishing

Personality

SmokerSmoke heavily (10+ a day)
DrinkingDon't drink
Social behaviorReserved
Friends describe asA flirt
In High School I was a(n)Teachers pet
Sense of humorCampy
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, The movies, Relaxing, Reading a book, Playing dress-up, Playing video games, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryBeing on stage...a comedy...

Views

Political viewsLiberal
ReligionNot religious
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeRetired now. Spend time doing things i never had time for...mostly fun things. Relaxing, taking my time.
Would eventually like to breed parrots again though. So much fun. Maybe have a small internet store...something fun to do.
Meet some people with common interests and/or personality.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerSomeone not materialistic. Someone not chronically busy and on the go...everything has to be a goal. Someone who tries to find the humour in life, Yet doesn't completely ignore the impact of pain and stress. Someone not afraid to be vulnerable and soft once in awhile when the situation calls for it. Someone who likes to think about stuff and have conversations about just about anything. Someone who doesn't always take things too seriously. Someone who TAKES THEIR TIME.
On the first dateAnyplace not noisy or busy so we can get to know each other without perpetual distractions...